Night Owl

Early Bird gets the Worm....But the Night Owl ate slightly better the night before.....

Losses

Time spent on Love Lost,  Money Spent,  and Opportunities Missed is simply a waist....Stomach your losses, digest em and expel them..

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They taught me the Power of Prayer, reminded me to Smile,  and to Master Meditation.....Now I'm ready to Transcend...

Jokes

While walking my Dog today a women stopped and stared at him as he proceeded to use the bathroom...After about 10 seconds of awkwardness, she looked at us and said "I wonder how that feels, for him?..... You know..... To just do that out here, in the open.....without any privacy.......You just never know what's on their minds......Fascinating...." and walked away.....After looking at her in Confusion as she walked, my Dog looked up and said under his breath..... "I wonder how it feels to be a Voyeur"...#Jokes #HappyMonday

Obituary

If all they write was "This Guy was F'in Awesome", in my Obituary.... I know that I got this thing called Life right,  before I went....

Gentrification

Gen·tri·fi·ca·tion (j n tr -f -k sh n) n. The restoration and upgrading of deteriorated urban property by middle-class or affluent people, often resulting in displacement of lower-income people....(If the vehicle you drive stays cleaner than the block that you reside on,  and is valued at the price of up to 3 of the properties on that block...) The focus needs to shift from the quality of your "Spoon" and to what you're being "fed", but I digress.....

Added Benefit

Your Soul is what interest me....The Skin that covers it,  is simply an added benefit...

Loyalty

Loyalty means riding it til the gas runs out,  then getting out and pushing it until the wheels fall off... #InvincibleCircles

Right Fit

Situations are like clothing, no matter how good it may look for someone else,  if it doesn't fit you,  you'll find yourself uncomfortable

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Don't waist your time on Haters,  they are usually Harmless...Save your strength for eliminating Enemies, they can be Deadly.